<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909</id><updated>2011-06-15T20:08:10.799-07:00</updated><title type='text'>poemsTogetStonedto</title><subtitle type='html'>I am working on a manuscript of poems, "poemsTogetStonedto", I am using this blog to edit my poems into how they will eventually appear in the book. If anyone would like to leave any comments on my poetry, they can. But most importantly, I think you should get stoned and read these poems!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>36</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-112136648766571185</id><published>2005-07-14T11:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-14T11:45:33.610-07:00</updated><title type='text'>red &amp; green make black</title><content type='html'>when head&lt;br /&gt;was a truck&lt;br /&gt;under a bus&lt;br /&gt;broke up&lt;br /&gt;weed on&lt;br /&gt;the dash&lt;br /&gt;when the roof&lt;br /&gt;came off&lt;br /&gt;at the doors&lt;br /&gt;was a convertible&lt;br /&gt;sticking nugs&lt;br /&gt;in the glass&lt;br /&gt;when hanging&lt;br /&gt;fingers from&lt;br /&gt;the sarlaac pit&lt;br /&gt;figuratively figured&lt;br /&gt;not Boba Fett&lt;br /&gt;was the juncture&lt;br /&gt;when red &amp; green&lt;br /&gt;formed to form&lt;br /&gt;black &amp; nobody&lt;br /&gt;threw rocks&lt;br /&gt;but&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-112136648766571185?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/112136648766571185/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=112136648766571185' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/112136648766571185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/112136648766571185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/07/red-green-make-black.html' title='red &amp; green make black'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111842751421211081</id><published>2005-06-10T11:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-09T14:15:48.860-07:00</updated><title type='text'>A Recently Found Revision From The Desk Of Francis Bellamy</title><content type='html'>I pledge allegiance to the United nipple clamps of androginy,&lt;br /&gt;to the silver dollar States of smothered in syrup.&lt;br /&gt;to the birdseed under my radiator&lt;br /&gt;doing jumping-jacks with the oscillating fan of America.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I pledge Red&lt;br /&gt;allegiance to the White&lt;br /&gt;phillips-head screwdriver of my Blue&lt;br /&gt;precocious youth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I pledge allegorical to the United&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;k-holes of allegiance, &lt;br /&gt;to the return policy of the genetic States of orangutang,&lt;br /&gt;to the come on down your the next contestant of America.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I raise my right hand to the passionate&lt;br /&gt;lips of piranha, to the pasty white thighs of my desire,&lt;br /&gt;with my left hand on the bible&lt;br /&gt;to synchronized swimming in an elevator,&lt;br /&gt;to the rent-a-cop of my sanity,&lt;br /&gt;to the fraternal order of bolt &amp; shift,&lt;br /&gt;to the ancient art of mouth-fucking.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I prefer autonomy to the United&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hallucination of cannon's being dragged through a cornfield,&lt;br /&gt;to the zoetrope States of hand-cuff your litany to a bus,&lt;br /&gt;to the BURN MOTHER FUCKER BURN of America.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111842751421211081?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111842751421211081/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111842751421211081' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111842751421211081'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111842751421211081'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/06/recently-found-revision-from-desk-of.html' title='A Recently Found Revision From The Desk Of Francis Bellamy'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111842688189021480</id><published>2005-06-10T10:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-11-10T22:47:09.320-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Eating Razors With Tomorrow</title><content type='html'>At nine: &lt;br /&gt;cut into the skin&lt;br /&gt;under my rib&lt;br /&gt;with a rock,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pulled out my spleen&lt;br /&gt;&amp; buried it in the mud,&lt;br /&gt;there were birds&lt;br /&gt;in the mud eating worms.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The pilot light in there oven went out.&lt;br /&gt;So I fixed it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We ate fried worms and for desert&lt;br /&gt;I stuffed the birds in the hole in my chest.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few days before nine&lt;br /&gt;my Grandmother&lt;br /&gt;showed me how to sew.&lt;br /&gt;So I sewed the birds where my spleen was.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The constant fluttering like a dunken &lt;br /&gt;barn-dance under my organs became &lt;br /&gt;the burning anxiety of glass houses in a rock fight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At nine I threw down the teddy bear and picked up the black hole.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At nine:&lt;br /&gt;ate razors &lt;br /&gt;&amp; spit them out in the dreams of my laughing fist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At nine I was playing an axe&lt;br /&gt;strung with fishguts&lt;br /&gt;&amp; the never-ending bliss of tomorrow.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111842688189021480?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111842688189021480/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111842688189021480' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111842688189021480'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111842688189021480'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/06/eating-razors-with-tomorrow.html' title='Eating Razors With Tomorrow'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111387267303670001</id><published>2005-04-18T16:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-12T11:38:53.033-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Modus Operandi</title><content type='html'>I was a really well behaved child,&lt;br /&gt;walking up to old woman, I'd say&lt;br /&gt;"hello, I'm a really well behaved child"&lt;br /&gt;they would smile "Oh, I bet your mother is proud.&lt;br /&gt;For some reason, when I do this now, noone thinks my mother is proud.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When my wife became a member of the family my cousin said &lt;br /&gt;"to make it official you have to pick an addiction". &lt;br /&gt;Like it had been on her mind already, &lt;br /&gt;my wife quickly responded "Gambling". &lt;br /&gt;I feel a little suspicious about the way she looked at "Me" while saying "Gambling".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I used to work with this kid Geoff who drank his own piss,&lt;br /&gt;he heard you are what you ingest and wanted to be himself.&lt;br /&gt;I'm meeting him Wednesday for coffee,&lt;br /&gt;I heard he now amuses himself by licking the sun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was an easily amused child,&lt;br /&gt;doing the dishes was one of my favorite games.&lt;br /&gt;I don't remember what it was about dish washing I liked so much,&lt;br /&gt;but to this day there's something about the green gop &lt;br /&gt;of Palmolive coating my hands that feels like fun.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For fun my wife goes into high priced furniture stores pretnding to be remodeling,&lt;br /&gt;she has the staff show her fabrics and match colors, just to make them work.&lt;br /&gt;It has been said she has managerial skills. I say she needs medication.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had a dream about a folding chair and a mega-phone. &lt;br /&gt;Sitting in the chair a voice came from behind me asking that eternal question&lt;br /&gt;"If a shipper smashes a glass vase &lt;br /&gt;unloading a crate of them into a housewares store&lt;br /&gt;did that glass vase ever exist?"&lt;br /&gt;I've been napping all weekend trying to get back to the dream&lt;br /&gt;so I could ask if they got a signiture upon delivery,&lt;br /&gt;but you can't expect that type of confirmation from a dream.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111387267303670001?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111387267303670001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111387267303670001' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111387267303670001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111387267303670001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/04/modus-operandi.html' title='Modus Operandi'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111293032473886549</id><published>2005-04-07T18:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-12T11:36:48.363-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Freddy Crack Vs The Walking Contradiction</title><content type='html'>"I came back as a bag of groceries accidently taken off the shelf &lt;br /&gt;before the experation date"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With "They Might Be Giants" blaring from my bedroom speakers&lt;br /&gt;the artist formerly known as Freddy Crack wakes&lt;br /&gt;me up at 8am with a plate of pure E. We snap a few lines then drive&lt;br /&gt;into Boston so Fred can sell mushrooms &amp; ecstasy to this kid Boomer&lt;br /&gt;(who will sell me an once of brown weed for $80). This went as well&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;as you would think a meeting with a kid named Boomer &lt;br /&gt;would go: we got the pot &amp; the money &amp; we left&lt;br /&gt;in Fred's 1970 Buick Riviera, where he hands me a pile of mushrooms&lt;br /&gt;while we're moving down 93N in Dorchester&lt;br /&gt;only now it looks more like rte 2 in Belmont (if Belmont&lt;br /&gt;had all these bright lights &amp; beautiful buzzing sounds).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Did a large procession wave their torches &lt;br /&gt;as my head fell in the basket, that was everybody dancing on my casket" &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WhenwegethomeFredfillsthegerbilswaterbottlewithvodka&lt;br /&gt;IhookuptheAtarisowecanplay"Stampede" &lt;br /&gt;&amp;thephonerings: ourroomateMichaelisontheline&amp;ashestartstalking &lt;br /&gt;tometherecievertransformsintohisfacethechordsalldanglingdown &lt;br /&gt;fromhischinandhesays"Dude What Are You Doing"WHATAMIDOING!&lt;br /&gt;I'vegothisfaceinmyhandbutIdon'tquiteknowhowtoexplainthistohim,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so I just let his head keep talking while Freddy Crack &amp; I heard cattle &amp; smoke shit weed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Now it's over I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want&lt;br /&gt;or I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111293032473886549?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111293032473886549/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111293032473886549' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111293032473886549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111293032473886549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/04/freddy-crack-vs-walking-contradiction.html' title='Freddy Crack Vs The Walking Contradiction'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111292075147926884</id><published>2005-04-07T17:23:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-12T14:06:29.796-07:00</updated><title type='text'>artificial sweetner</title><content type='html'>I've spent my life feeding the people I love so many lines&lt;br /&gt;I'm begining to feel like breakfast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have a suitcase with so many compartments&lt;br /&gt;when I go on vacation I end up wearing the same clothes &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;over and over again, because I get confused by the choices.&lt;br /&gt;I've spent the past week keeping myself&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;from screaming at telephone poles&lt;br /&gt;parked cars &amp; the kid down the street&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;that tapes birds together.&lt;br /&gt;42 years old &amp; He Still Tapes Birds Together;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;chucks them off the curb, feathers fly in a fury &lt;br /&gt;of wing &amp; blood (very similar to the insides of Mama Cass&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;at the time of death). But I'm off the point, watching it dance&lt;br /&gt;like darting needles over the water on sweltering hot N.H. days,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;all I can manage are street lights &amp; bad jokes about dead people.&lt;br /&gt;I must be putting to much milk in my cereal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I Don't Even Like Cereal:&lt;br /&gt;haven't a bowl since the third grade when I puked into my Super Golden Crisp&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(at 9 years old that's equivalent to an alcoholic, rock bottom,&lt;br /&gt;the only real difference is what you puke up).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111292075147926884?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111292075147926884/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111292075147926884' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111292075147926884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111292075147926884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/04/artificial-sweetner.html' title='artificial sweetner'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111291940219546355</id><published>2005-04-07T17:11:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-07T17:16:42.196-07:00</updated><title type='text'>How High Can You Get Before Wrapping Yourself In Plastic?</title><content type='html'>thought i saw new york in the grass&lt;br /&gt;under a jersey barrier on memorial drive&lt;br /&gt;dancing blade to blade wondering where&lt;br /&gt;the music left off&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a cat comes out of the yard with a pigeon in its mouth&lt;br /&gt;tries to tell me something but I cant understand it&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111291940219546355?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111291940219546355/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111291940219546355' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111291940219546355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111291940219546355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/04/how-high-can-you-get-before-wrapping.html' title='How High Can You Get Before Wrapping Yourself In Plastic?'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111291907612456047</id><published>2005-04-07T16:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-08T16:20:38.433-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Your Neighbors Yard</title><content type='html'>We walk home from the store &lt;br /&gt;and I try to convice you to have sex with me in your neighbors yard&lt;br /&gt;(what a date I am baby; crab grass&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp; pebbles up your ass!) You refuse;&lt;br /&gt;tell me I'm dirty, complain about being horny&lt;br /&gt;and look at me like you want me to fuck you on your neighbors lawn&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(3 cruisers fly by, sirens racing, protecting, serving).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111291907612456047?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111291907612456047/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111291907612456047' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111291907612456047'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111291907612456047'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/04/your-neighbors-yard.html' title='Your Neighbors Yard'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111291819112384365</id><published>2005-04-07T16:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-07T16:56:31.123-07:00</updated><title type='text'>In A Downtown Hotel</title><content type='html'>A few years back, Jack and Dean picked up a hooker;&lt;br /&gt;3am drunk my daisy. When they were through&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;her father rapped on the door &amp; cried "I forgive you&lt;br /&gt;my sweet angel". Still undressed, she replied, with her hand&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;again on Jack's dick "I'm everybody's angel now, forgive yourself"!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111291819112384365?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111291819112384365/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111291819112384365' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111291819112384365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111291819112384365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/04/in-downtown-hotel.html' title='In A Downtown Hotel'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111291748246319812</id><published>2005-04-07T16:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-30T11:54:17.983-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Is There A Doctor In The House?</title><content type='html'>...this dictionary is a waste of time;&lt;br /&gt;no room for electrocution, nevermind blank pages.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this neighborhood I write about &lt;br /&gt;the young boys tie sneakers together&lt;br /&gt;throw them over the telephone wires&lt;br /&gt;signifying loss of virginity. The parents&lt;br /&gt;think it means they're drug dealers &lt;br /&gt;&amp; call the cops. In a raid of houses&lt;br /&gt;the boys sit with smiles as the pigs reach&lt;br /&gt;with blue arms into g-spot socks&lt;br /&gt;finding there was never a need&lt;br /&gt;for the sneakers in the first place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Everything happens for a reason,&lt;br /&gt;the way baseball &amp; laundry bleed valium through a place where a son with no &lt;br /&gt;seatbelt murders his mother &amp; guts her blue swine fuck. There's nothing left&lt;br /&gt;to understand after you've hit that curve!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111291748246319812?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111291748246319812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111291748246319812' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111291748246319812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111291748246319812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/04/is-there-doctor-in-house.html' title='Is There A Doctor In The House?'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111291559153216041</id><published>2005-04-07T16:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2005-07-14T12:06:44.920-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Post Optimistic</title><content type='html'>*******disconnected from synaptic lashes&lt;br /&gt;over-dubbed five seconds behind&lt;br /&gt;a cycle of spasms &amp; speech&lt;br /&gt;the plots unfolding backwards&lt;br /&gt;halls upon rooms upon halls&lt;br /&gt;of wire &amp; want twisted &lt;br /&gt;with knowing with rusted steel&lt;br /&gt;humming mutilated mutation&lt;br /&gt;* at a pitch that sounds like narration&lt;br /&gt;* at a pitch that sounds like avoidance&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*evacuated from their houses&lt;br /&gt;*given a cot &amp; a spot in the field. the infected&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;secrete a thick oily mucus&lt;br /&gt;rub dirt &amp; vasoline&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;after days of greys and greens&lt;br /&gt;the cracked crusted substance&lt;br /&gt;dusts off flesh onto floor. the infected&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;drop on knees draw lines&lt;br /&gt;in the residue crust&lt;br /&gt;saliva drips from their mouths. the infected&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;scratch beyond lines residue emit a symbiotic falsetto&lt;br /&gt;******descend into the divides center******&lt;br /&gt;the field fills with turquoise horses looking for God but God's&lt;br /&gt;not here there's only this divide spitting out this tree&lt;br /&gt;bark saturated with mucus oil drips off the branches&lt;br /&gt;pools around the edges******the solution has become&lt;br /&gt;a diseased river****** the horses perch at the point &lt;br /&gt;believing the sound is the voice of God they follow the lubricated&lt;br /&gt;******echo vibrates from the divide******&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&amp; in that doll house&lt;br /&gt;lies a table like a saint&lt;br /&gt;crying, plastic horses,&lt;br /&gt;the muse and the nightmare&lt;br /&gt;sitting pretty, quiet.&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;Climb from your casket &lt;br /&gt;&amp; give us a kiss:&lt;br /&gt;I wanna sit in mind fields&lt;br /&gt;&amp; watch each other masturbate.&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;*&lt;br /&gt;&amp; you will know when we get there&lt;br /&gt;my pretty child, my sweet, for the door&lt;br /&gt;will open and breath******&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111291559153216041?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111291559153216041/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111291559153216041' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111291559153216041'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111291559153216041'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/04/post-optimistic.html' title='Post Optimistic'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111291515012521296</id><published>2005-04-07T15:58:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2005-04-08T16:38:46.263-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Opium Dens Are Heaven (for Jim Carroll)</title><content type='html'>heaven is an opium den in midnight&lt;br /&gt;suburbs &amp; it speaks the native tongue&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;on the side of the road in the dirt&lt;br /&gt;a dead dog; attracted like flies&lt;br /&gt;children poke at it with sticks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;survival says to stay on the porch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the mail comes.&lt;br /&gt;another check is written.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111291515012521296?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111291515012521296/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111291515012521296' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111291515012521296'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111291515012521296'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/04/opium-dens-are-heaven-for-jim-carroll_07.html' title='Opium Dens Are Heaven (for Jim Carroll)'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111232587608616312</id><published>2005-03-31T19:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-04-08T17:07:03.086-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Ari</title><content type='html'>When I'm alone I can taste you like salt cascading &lt;br /&gt;down my neck. Desire is an angel with poison arrows, &lt;br /&gt;she knows her targets intimately &amp; kills w/o&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;discretion. This is not about desire but &lt;br /&gt;there's something in your air that makes me need!&lt;br /&gt;No use for lungs the drums in your hair keep me, taste them&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;on your neck---drink---melt to last thursday night: we're &lt;br /&gt;driving around 2am (Malden 3x over) what was said never mattered &lt;br /&gt;it was more like a dance, a movement.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111232587608616312?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111232587608616312/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111232587608616312' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111232587608616312'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111232587608616312'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/ari.html' title='Ari'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111232486883819012</id><published>2005-03-31T18:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-31T19:07:48.836-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Reduced To Art</title><content type='html'>&amp; I will &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;build towers to watch you ride horses through our bed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp; I will &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;guild frames for the pictures of you painted on the inside of my skin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp; I will &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;stretch my flesh like a gallery. I will walk my days raw for you.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111232486883819012?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111232486883819012/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111232486883819012' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111232486883819012'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111232486883819012'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/reduced-to-art_111232486883819012.html' title='Reduced To Art'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111232343387217057</id><published>2005-03-31T18:42:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-31T19:15:09.880-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Replace</title><content type='html'>I’ve started chain-smoking&lt;br /&gt;to replace you. Every time&lt;br /&gt;I dream of pressing my lips to yours,&lt;br /&gt;another cigarette. There are no dreams &lt;br /&gt;of a cigarette; nothing special about&lt;br /&gt;each one. You simply inhale&lt;br /&gt;and release.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111232343387217057?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111232343387217057/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111232343387217057' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111232343387217057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111232343387217057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/replace.html' title='Replace'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111189013530970024</id><published>2005-03-26T17:16:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-12-11T16:51:11.573-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Pot Diaries</title><content type='html'>I pulled the weed from Hunter's top drawer, &lt;br /&gt;pushed the soap and grapefruit boxes aside, &lt;br /&gt;then threw his desk out the window (it landed &lt;br /&gt;in the front seat of Thompson's '67 El Dorado &lt;br /&gt;like it had a few stories left in it).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I began breaking weed up &lt;br /&gt;on the toilet seat cover, when in walked Dr. Gonzo &lt;br /&gt;in a hot pink bathrobe &amp; fly-fishing pants, &lt;br /&gt;Tequilla bottle in one hand &lt;br /&gt;cattle-prod in the other, singing &lt;br /&gt;the star-spangled banner in pig latin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I handed him the joint, told him Aristotle &lt;br /&gt;said "the law is reason devoid of compassion". &lt;br /&gt;He lit the joint with the cattle-prod &lt;br /&gt;exclaiming his produce guy says vitamin C &lt;br /&gt;is essential if Iwe're going to maintain this pace. Reaching into &lt;br /&gt;the fridge, he pulled out a copy of "The Great Gatsby"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Without exhaling, he described &lt;br /&gt;the time he met Aristotle at a bus stop &lt;br /&gt;across the street from the United Nations. &lt;br /&gt;Over a ham-on-rye, Ari handed him this leather bound &lt;br /&gt;edition of the Fitzgerald classic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Taking back the joint, I explained &lt;br /&gt;I meant the philosopher not the billionaire tycoon. &lt;br /&gt;Undeterred by the truth he handed me the book, &lt;br /&gt;proclaimed “ no matter what they say I am not Deep Throat&lt;br /&gt;(this is a rumor started by Wenner to boost magazine sales)".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Though Duke did intimate smoking a joint with Deep Throat, &lt;br /&gt;Paul Begala &amp; Ben Stein in the oval office &lt;br /&gt;during Clinton's first innaugural address, &lt;br /&gt;“the only right way to cover a Clinton speech”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Suddenly Hunter S. stumbled downstairs, &lt;br /&gt;jumped in the Cadillac &amp; said something under his breath &lt;br /&gt;to his desk, before the duo disappeared into the desert.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111189013530970024?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111189013530970024/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111189013530970024' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111189013530970024'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111189013530970024'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/pot-diaries.html' title='The Pot Diaries'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111134260310406366</id><published>2005-03-20T09:03:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2005-04-10T14:23:00.103-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dear Miss Milton Academy</title><content type='html'>Dear Miss Milton Academy,&lt;br /&gt;      Don't let them get to you! When I was in highschool&lt;br /&gt;giving head to the hockey team wouldn't have made &lt;br /&gt;the top ten list, never mind the six o'clock news.&lt;br /&gt;The head cheerleader, Suzanne, did herself &lt;br /&gt;with a frozen hot dog, it defrosted from the heat of the friction &lt;br /&gt;and broke off in her box. Her friend Angelina banged six dudes &lt;br /&gt;at a movie theatre, lined up in a row, sitting in their seats watching &lt;br /&gt;Sleepless In Seattle. If Meg Ryan had done this&lt;br /&gt;it would have been a far better film.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then there was the kid who stuck his head in the oven to get high&lt;br /&gt;off the fumes, while he was sprawled across the kitchen floor, naked &lt;br /&gt;his mom walked in. Lewis now sells cars for VW. And we can't forget&lt;br /&gt;my personal friend Jay, who jerked off in the back of class &lt;br /&gt;while we were watching Romeo &amp; Juliet, then flicked his DNA &lt;br /&gt;on the back of Michelle "The Bird Girl's" head. He's a high school history &lt;br /&gt;teacher (nobody ever asks that question at a job interview).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today at the bank I gave my cash and deposit slip to Elizabeth Donnelly &lt;br /&gt;I've seen this girl eat old chicken out of the trash on her way to school&lt;br /&gt;more than once, and today, I handed her my money. &lt;br /&gt;Michael Tucker was a cat fucker, now he's a general contracter. &lt;br /&gt;My ex-girlfriend's friend Tara liked her boyfriends to stick a Guiness bottle &lt;br /&gt;in her ass, specificly, a "Guiness" bottle. These days she's a mental &lt;br /&gt;health professional. Their other friend Jen had sex with half of Lynnfield &lt;br /&gt;so she could still go to the same parties as her heroin addict ex-boyfriend. &lt;br /&gt;She currently plays the part of Cinderella at the Magic Kingdom.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The coke dealer Issiah, got a blow job from his sister Amanda, by accident &lt;br /&gt;at a house party. She was in the bathroom, sucking off every guy that walked &lt;br /&gt;in, when along came Issiah. He's a mailman and she attends PTA meetings. &lt;br /&gt;Not once has any of this ended up in the minutes of these meetings. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And as it turns out, maybe you would have made the top ten list, &lt;br /&gt;but as aweful as it may be, believe me, ten years from now, &lt;br /&gt;the people that work for you won't know anything about it. &lt;br /&gt;So fear not young vixen of Milton Acedemy, &lt;br /&gt;soon enough some teacher will nail a student and we'll forget all about you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All My Best,&lt;br /&gt;Jeff Taylor&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS&lt;br /&gt;my phone number is 555 - 5469&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111134260310406366?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111134260310406366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111134260310406366' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111134260310406366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111134260310406366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/dear-miss-milton-academy.html' title='Dear Miss Milton Academy'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111091117923213901</id><published>2005-03-15T08:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-20T08:47:47.036-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Zeno's Half-Way Theory Or Why There Has Been A Rash Of Whitey Bulger sightings</title><content type='html'>500 bricks &lt;br /&gt;down the path&lt;br /&gt;fron this half-&lt;br /&gt;brick my left &lt;br /&gt;sole rests on&lt;br /&gt;there's a lantern&lt;br /&gt;cracked 500 milli-&lt;br /&gt;meters in length.&lt;br /&gt;I know cause I&lt;br /&gt;counted. I got on&lt;br /&gt;hands &amp; knees &lt;br /&gt;held eyes open w/&lt;br /&gt;toothpicks to make&lt;br /&gt;sure I maintained&lt;br /&gt;an accurate count.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The 1st brick felt like a toaster -only louder-&lt;br /&gt;more romantic about the way it leaves things.&lt;br /&gt;I could tell by the way the edges had worn&lt;br /&gt;by the way the red was pink that it had taken&lt;br /&gt;the wrong shape somehow -that this brick was&lt;br /&gt;meant to be a kitchen appliance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; 2 - three - 4&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The 5th brick was held together by mortor slapped&lt;br /&gt;across the exposed wide side in a way &lt;br /&gt;I could tell the work had been done just after lunch.&lt;br /&gt;The 6th brick was so covered in smut I could hardly &lt;br /&gt;tell it was there. A woman in a blue pants suit was standing &lt;br /&gt;on the 7th wondering why my gate was a crawl. She &lt;br /&gt;had a fake tatoo of a cross across her left foreman -the top &lt;br /&gt;part of the yellow vertical line had flaked off in a way it looked like &lt;br /&gt;a capital T. I told her my last name is Taylor -but this puzzled her &lt;br /&gt;further.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;eight - 9 - ten&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;An 11 is two 1's put together -a couple of the loneliest&lt;br /&gt;numbers on a date. It rained yesterday &amp; crusted&lt;br /&gt;a worm to brick 12. I picked at it. The worm came off easily.&lt;br /&gt;When I tapped on the 13th it sounded hollow -like maybe&lt;br /&gt;Whitey Bulger was hiding under there. Before I got to 14&lt;br /&gt;a mosquito flew in my eye &amp; was squished to death w/&lt;br /&gt;the squint of my lash. I almost skipped ahead to the 15th&lt;br /&gt;while I was pulling pieces of broken toothpicks from under &lt;br /&gt;my skin. I dripped blood on brick 16 -pooled &amp; crusted &lt;br /&gt;into my eye- the plasma proved to improve my vision.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;50 - seventyfive - 100&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Suffering from seperation anxiety 101 cracked a clean &lt;br /&gt;split when I rubbed it w/ my index finger. Romance&lt;br /&gt;means nothing to bricks -heartless fucks everyone of them.&lt;br /&gt;102 was painted blue -it reminded me of the rubber&lt;br /&gt;ducky from Bert &amp; Ernie. Y-E-S &lt;br /&gt;was written on 103 -wiping the dried blood from my right eye w/ &lt;br /&gt;my left forearm- I scratched T-E-R-D-A-Y into 104 w/&lt;br /&gt;a piece of glass. 105 had on the suit Napolean wore at Waterloo&lt;br /&gt;-I don't know how they got the blood out- but I've never&lt;br /&gt;been one to romanticize the truth. 106 housed a burnt out roach.&lt;br /&gt;The 107th brick smelled like a chick -but never a second time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;onefifty - 200 - threehundred&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#307 was once licked by Abigail Adams during a game of truth or dare.&lt;br /&gt;The 308th brick has a family history of being the 308th brick. &lt;br /&gt;His father was the 308th brick in the 283rd battalion during the Korean War.  &lt;br /&gt;His grandfather was originally intended for the Berlin Wall &lt;br /&gt;-but  was accidentally redirected to a blood bank in Detroit. 309 is wanted for murder &lt;br /&gt;-she switched places with 412 (who had an alibi for the evening in question). &lt;br /&gt;413 used to be an extra on The Banana Splits. &lt;br /&gt;414 wets the bed.&lt;br /&gt; I know this kid who used to date this girl &lt;br /&gt;who saw brick #415 pass out at 32 Flavors last night -it's really serious. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;475 - foureightyfiive - 495&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On the 1st Thursday &lt;br /&gt;of every month 496 serves &lt;br /&gt;food to the homeless at the soup&lt;br /&gt;kitchen on Essex Street. Brick #497 &lt;br /&gt;-not unlike my grandmother- hides &lt;br /&gt;bottles of apricot brandy all over &lt;br /&gt;the house. 498 walks like an Eqyptian. &lt;br /&gt;Brick #499 has been the chief&lt;br /&gt;financial officer for five &lt;br /&gt;bankrupt dot coms. 500&lt;br /&gt;is the # of Spree one person &lt;br /&gt;can eat before puking.&lt;br /&gt;500 was Nelson &lt;br /&gt;Reiley's SAT score. &lt;br /&gt;The summer of 500 &lt;br /&gt;was a great year to &lt;br /&gt;vacation in the Fertile Crescent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The woman in the blue &lt;br /&gt;pants suit grabbed the 500th    &lt;br /&gt;brick and swapped it with the 105th &lt;br /&gt;-but this is Boston Common not Waterloo &lt;br /&gt;&amp; if there's 1 thing I've learned it's not to&lt;br /&gt;trust anyone over the age of twelve &lt;br /&gt;that has a fake tatoo.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111091117923213901?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111091117923213901/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111091117923213901' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111091117923213901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111091117923213901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/zenos-half-way-theory-or-why-there-has.html' title='Zeno&apos;s Half-Way Theory Or Why There Has Been A Rash Of Whitey Bulger sightings'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111077473120266535</id><published>2005-03-13T20:23:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T20:32:11.203-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Barstools Know Her As The Prom Queen</title><content type='html'>(scratched into the barstool)&lt;br /&gt;I've read her legend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TAMMY GIVES GOOD HEAD 389 - 0862&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp; now (having known the geometry of her numbers)&lt;br /&gt;she appears to me in patterns: through last call lights&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(ruffled &amp; pink) with her hair at the right height she &lt;br /&gt;looks like an angel lips poised to sing the Glory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Through the dashboard lights&lt;br /&gt;I can see why they love her.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111077473120266535?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111077473120266535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111077473120266535' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111077473120266535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111077473120266535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/barstools-know-her-as-prom-queen.html' title='The Barstools Know Her As The Prom Queen'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111076626482585048</id><published>2005-03-13T17:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T18:12:55.356-08:00</updated><title type='text'>When I Stopped Remembering A Ladybug Stepped Out Of The Air Conditioner</title><content type='html'>The voice over the radio hasn't changed in as long as&lt;br /&gt;I can remember. That bullhorn tongue&lt;br /&gt;-As Loud As WALLS&lt;br /&gt;-as sure as monday morning.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A month from now the only thing we'll remember&lt;br /&gt;is pulling down that election sign (for no reason):&lt;br /&gt;Gin &amp; Everett playing in traffic&lt;br /&gt;being chased through projects (five dudes&lt;br /&gt;with a half-sign looking to tell us&lt;br /&gt;what they stand for).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;THE VOICE OVER THE RADIO HASN'T &lt;br /&gt;CHANGED IN AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER!&lt;br /&gt;Ecstatic static:&lt;br /&gt;supportive as hepatitis blankets:&lt;br /&gt;the moment you get out of bed there's noone around who thinks you matter:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;nothing left to do but curl up with the viral fabric&lt;br /&gt;that taught you social graces: taught you the voice over the radio&lt;br /&gt;doesn't matter (in cloistered rooms) where &lt;br /&gt;ladybugs step out of the air conditioner &lt;br /&gt;w/ sonic hour glasses.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111076626482585048?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111076626482585048/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111076626482585048' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111076626482585048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111076626482585048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/when-i-stopped-remembering-ladybug.html' title='When I Stopped Remembering A Ladybug Stepped Out Of The Air Conditioner'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111076414475145565</id><published>2005-03-13T17:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T17:35:44.753-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Is There Time For A Cigarette After You Die?</title><content type='html'>Is There Time For A Cigarette After You Die?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A waiting room;&lt;br /&gt;fuzzy white couches,&lt;br /&gt;blue lights, lounge acts,&lt;br /&gt;lava lamps and ash trays.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your caught up at the bar (late)&lt;br /&gt;drinking cheap port with Jack,&lt;br /&gt;until the house lights come on,&lt;br /&gt;waiting for the band to break,&lt;br /&gt;and there’s time &lt;br /&gt;to sit there and think,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;was it all worth it?&lt;br /&gt;Is the white light all hype&lt;br /&gt;(like the work-place break-place)&lt;br /&gt;bad coffee and  no smoking?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Red velvet ropes &lt;br /&gt;keep souls like cattle&lt;br /&gt;(not knowing) ushered&lt;br /&gt;to the end,&lt;br /&gt;waking up&lt;br /&gt;(no cigarettes)&lt;br /&gt;crying in your mothers arms.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111076414475145565?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111076414475145565/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111076414475145565' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111076414475145565'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111076414475145565'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/is-there-time-for-cigarette-after-you.html' title='Is There Time For A Cigarette After You Die?'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111076339119514772</id><published>2005-03-13T16:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T17:23:11.196-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dogs See In Black &amp; White</title><content type='html'>My Dog's Name Is Not AMERICA&lt;br /&gt;(but she did climb on a table she couldn't get down from).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now she knows -everything- smells the same since&lt;br /&gt;the engine started; scattering the dust in a way&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;she looks clean. Till a good wind hits&lt;br /&gt;&amp; the smell is like you're wearing a shinny green suit&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;on Euro-night; there's bottles breaking all around&lt;br /&gt;-but all you know how to do is scream- Do You Wanna Feel This!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"DO YOU WANNA FEEL THIS"!&lt;br /&gt;From edge to edge, My Dog Has Walked&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;only to find a man in a hat on a hill&lt;br /&gt;selling a matt to kneel on &amp; a hole to hide in.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111076339119514772?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111076339119514772/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111076339119514772' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111076339119514772'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111076339119514772'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/dogs-see-in-black-white.html' title='Dogs See In Black &amp; White'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111076062344822309</id><published>2005-03-13T16:30:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T17:43:19.513-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Newton Street</title><content type='html'>My brother and I new &lt;br /&gt;a kid who was afraid of cheese.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After school&lt;br /&gt;armed with American;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we would chase him&lt;br /&gt;pound him with chunks of dairy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;until he cried for his father.&lt;br /&gt;But dad never came!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We would listen to him cry &lt;br /&gt;into the door, open it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp; run.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111076062344822309?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111076062344822309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111076062344822309' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111076062344822309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111076062344822309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/newton-street.html' title='Newton Street'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111076003920712748</id><published>2005-03-13T15:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-17T13:31:39.923-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Short-Cut</title><content type='html'>When Pete asked me &lt;br /&gt;if I thought we should take the short-cut he knew&lt;br /&gt;I said yes,&lt;br /&gt;but only because I figured&lt;br /&gt;there was still going to be ROAD involved!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The street cuts left (we don't)&lt;br /&gt;over the curb, through the over growth&lt;br /&gt;-the car slides down the hill-&lt;br /&gt;Pete hits the brakes, cuts left.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I"M STARING AT A BIGWHEEL! Realizing &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we are stuck in the Backyard &lt;br /&gt;Of An Apartment Complex In NEWTON;&lt;br /&gt;Walled in by A Swing-Set, A Sandbox,&lt;br /&gt;Buckets, Rubber Balls &amp; Bike's With Training Wheels!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WHAT THE FUCK!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm out in the wet grass&lt;br /&gt;trying to lift this Sandbox that's WAY to heavy&lt;br /&gt;for MY drunkin ass to lift. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp; now these Fathers are coming out of there Houses&lt;br /&gt;&amp; I have to explain to them, that the road was wet&lt;br /&gt;&amp; we lost control coming around the corner,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Even Though That's Not What Happened At ALL!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp; if they could just help me get this sandbox&lt;br /&gt;out of our way, we'd be out their yard in no time flat.&lt;br /&gt;Either they believed me &lt;br /&gt;or just wanted us to get the fuck out of their yard,&lt;br /&gt;but they moved that sandbox &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp; we hit the horizon &amp; I asked Pete about the exact&lt;br /&gt;wording of his initial question, specificly "SHORT-CUT I KNOW"&lt;br /&gt;What came out of his mouth was,&lt;br /&gt;"I thought that was going to be a -Different- yard".&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111076003920712748?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111076003920712748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111076003920712748' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111076003920712748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111076003920712748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/short-cut.html' title='Short-Cut'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111075529020516649</id><published>2005-03-13T15:00:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2005-07-25T14:36:54.310-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Milking The Cattle</title><content type='html'>Crusted to the bathroom mirror&lt;br /&gt;the toothpaste&lt;br /&gt;looks like Condaleezza Rice.&lt;br /&gt;All the hairs on my head are out of shape.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our exit strategy is to beat a dead horse into the ground&lt;br /&gt;until it shits all over us: dangling in front of you, pretend &lt;br /&gt;it's covered with butter.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*****&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To make (butter) you let raw whole milk sit out &lt;br /&gt;for 24 hours. Seperate the cream off the top. &lt;br /&gt;Let it sour. Steadily churn it in a wooden barrell. &lt;br /&gt;Drain the buttermilk. Mold what's left into sticks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I spend the hours between 6am &amp; 8am &lt;br /&gt;stabbing myself in the head with a (straw), but&lt;br /&gt;regardless of how thirsty &lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;I am, Iran &amp; N Korea &lt;br /&gt;have nuclear weapons programs.&lt;br /&gt;I am whittling a statue of a tree&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;on fire. Expecting me &lt;br /&gt;to speak, the woodchips &lt;br /&gt;gather around my feet.&lt;br /&gt;But a diatribe is rarely needed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*****&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111075529020516649?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111075529020516649/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111075529020516649' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111075529020516649'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111075529020516649'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/milking-cattle.html' title='Milking The Cattle'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111075443281520393</id><published>2005-03-13T14:48:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T14:53:52.816-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Talk Clean To Me</title><content type='html'>We speak unseen &lt;br /&gt;Listerine. Blow up &lt;br /&gt;On YOUR WRISTWATCH!&lt;br /&gt;I left the lights on?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Forty Years Ago&lt;br /&gt;(Your Bedroom Lights). I &lt;br /&gt;LEFT THEM ON?!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111075443281520393?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111075443281520393/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111075443281520393' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111075443281520393'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111075443281520393'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/talk-clean-to-me.html' title='Talk Clean To Me'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111075181539195887</id><published>2005-03-13T13:35:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T14:10:15.393-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Imago Mouth</title><content type='html'>6am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;insinerated (extrapolated)&lt;br /&gt;as if a caterpillar&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dig a hole. Take off your clothes. &lt;br /&gt;Put them in a box. Bury it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The attic is &lt;br /&gt;full of moths &amp;&lt;br /&gt;it’s getting dark.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12am &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;as it is: perceive&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;((F—k&lt;br /&gt;((((F—k(Fuck)F—k&lt;br /&gt;    there:       I said it((&lt;br /&gt;((((f—k&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Work your toes through the soil. Take&lt;br /&gt;a deep breath. Shut your eyes. Exhale.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are bugs crawling&lt;br /&gt;through your hair &amp;&lt;br /&gt;it’s getting hot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;perceive: to insinerate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;insinuated (sensuated)&lt;br /&gt;if as a cocoon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mouth is &lt;br /&gt;full of moths &amp;&lt;br /&gt;now I can see.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;conceive: to extrapolate&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Spray gasoline on the spot. Light it.&lt;br /&gt;Fold arms &amp; legs together. Inhale.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6am&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**************))&lt;br /&gt;**************************)))&lt;br /&gt;**************))&lt;br /&gt;******))))&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Exhale. Remain insinerated. &lt;br /&gt;Remain (  erect   ). Remain extrapolating.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6pm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The attic is&lt;br /&gt;full of moths &amp;&lt;br /&gt;it’s getting ((((***********f--k)))).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111075181539195887?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111075181539195887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111075181539195887' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111075181539195887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111075181539195887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/imago-mouth_13.html' title='Imago Mouth'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111074907272145635</id><published>2005-03-13T12:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T13:24:32.723-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Subliminal</title><content type='html'>The letters on the billboard don’t spell anything!&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Each letter is an island &lt;br /&gt;full of people who want to kill you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The (islands) are the moans of a grumpy lover;&lt;br /&gt;   &lt;br /&gt;she woke up on the couch (above the &lt;br /&gt;shoulder of the highway) jumped down off the billboard &lt;br /&gt;-out onto the road- (groaned pigments &amp; decibels)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;cut off 6 inch piles of hair onto the pavement &lt;br /&gt;-every three feet- for twelve miles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The letters on the billboard are the walls of a maze&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;the mice stopped trying to figure out. After being fed &lt;br /&gt;6 pills -every 3 hours -for 9 weeks&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;(the mice) ate through the walls &amp; hurled themselves &lt;br /&gt;into the space between the text.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The mice are mothers! &lt;br /&gt;The walls can tell the difference in season!&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;They know when you’re trying to figure out what shape they are!&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;(The walls) are a fifty year-old personals ad rep &lt;br /&gt;who asks you to lie &lt;br /&gt;on the couch  -tells you- you have&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;3 messages&lt;br /&gt;-72 matches- &lt;br /&gt;&amp; 0 possibilities.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The letters on the billboard will look different every 3 seconds.&lt;br /&gt;They are unpronounceable metaphysical theories that talk out of turn. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They are (letters) that couldn’t possibly be written &lt;br /&gt;clearly enough to be understood. The theories&lt;br /&gt;    &lt;br /&gt;are a fuel-injected tight-rope act &lt;br /&gt;(that flips &amp; whirls in ionic haze)&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;-a butterfly with drastic wings- &lt;br /&gt;that only exists (out of the corner &lt;br /&gt;of your eye).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111074907272145635?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111074907272145635/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111074907272145635' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111074907272145635'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111074907272145635'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/subliminal_111074907272145635.html' title='Subliminal'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111074730858057626</id><published>2005-03-13T12:45:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T15:45:16.640-08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Disenfranchising of Lyle Street</title><content type='html'>ants sink in spit  (taken&lt;br /&gt;by the dirt)    the sun’s coming&lt;br /&gt;down like rain.&lt;br /&gt;I use my lies as tools&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;when you want something (becomes&lt;br /&gt;another layer of skin)   forget how you look &lt;br /&gt;w/o it.           there’s an ant&lt;br /&gt;crawling on a yellow curtain&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;soaked in taking    (coming down&lt;br /&gt;like rain)     the morning curtains &lt;br /&gt;are drawn like revolvers.&lt;br /&gt;I’m sinking in sun:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;taken by the spit:&lt;br /&gt;coming down in layers:&lt;br /&gt;I am wet with revolvers    (coming&lt;br /&gt;down like ants) swimming&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;in my taking.        there has to be&lt;br /&gt;a better way to say this:&lt;br /&gt;this is (exactly&lt;br /&gt;what I want to tell you)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111074730858057626?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111074730858057626/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111074730858057626' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111074730858057626'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111074730858057626'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/disenfranchising-of-lyle-street_13.html' title='The Disenfranchising of Lyle Street'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111058933953591176</id><published>2005-03-11T16:58:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T12:39:46.583-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Stitches</title><content type='html'>(without a word) A man walks up to you -cuts out his tongue- &lt;br /&gt;then holds up a sign asking &lt;br /&gt;for the last word you heard. You think, "board games &lt;br /&gt;at a time like this, no no no no". (remembering what to do) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                            You take a deck of cards from your back pocket&lt;br /&gt;       &amp; deal a quick hand of Black Jack (still thinking&lt;br /&gt;not talking) “This should help us get down &lt;br /&gt;to it, that is, if you where meant to know.”&lt;br /&gt;The man with a mouth full of blood turns over two fives, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;                 &amp; taps on each one, once. (realizing he was not &lt;br /&gt;meant to know) you pick the cards up off the ground, &lt;br /&gt;carefully -sew his tongue back on- hand him the deck &lt;br /&gt;&amp; walk away. (oddly enough) You still see him &lt;br /&gt;-the man they’ve since called stitches- &lt;br /&gt;running four-card monte on that very corner&lt;br /&gt;(you can only assume) he’s still waiting for the answer.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111058933953591176?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111058933953591176/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111058933953591176' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111058933953591176'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111058933953591176'/><link rel='alternate' 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maggot&lt;br /&gt;building This is where&lt;br /&gt;I live A tower of mold&lt;br /&gt;grown hair      turned&lt;br /&gt;purple &amp;blue he licks&lt;br /&gt;clean&amp; spits in  my&lt;br /&gt;    face   Burning         &lt;br /&gt;my eyes into  diseased &lt;br /&gt;filters of hours&amp; light  &lt;br /&gt;(I chew into medicine  &lt;br /&gt;&amp;mix with  whiskey)   &lt;br /&gt;Carving the concoction &lt;br /&gt;as the  13th  hour into &lt;br /&gt;the chest of the clockman &lt;br /&gt;(before he forgets why he &lt;br /&gt;knows me) The Clockman &lt;br /&gt;comes home from work&lt;br /&gt;blood gurgling in his &lt;br /&gt;throat (His wife cries &lt;br /&gt;uncontrolably) He says &lt;br /&gt;life is a funeral my dear&amp; &lt;br /&gt;I haven't the tears &lt;br /&gt;left for my own blood (So let it&lt;br /&gt;be said it's all been said)&lt;br /&gt;but that dont mean &lt;br /&gt;shit to a whore when &lt;br /&gt;the gonnereah sets in &lt;br /&gt;&amp;love is a toothless corpse &lt;br /&gt;left to wither in messianic &lt;br /&gt;secrets (Consequences are &lt;br /&gt;dreams for those who have none)&lt;br /&gt;Let it be said no &lt;br /&gt;matter what the cost!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111058810885941531?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111058810885941531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111058810885941531' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111058810885941531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111058810885941531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/he-is-where-he-was-when-he-left-to-get.html' title='He Is Where He Was When He Left To Get There'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111058731298509797</id><published>2005-03-11T16:20:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T11:59:17.193-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Glass Colored Smoke</title><content type='html'>When they sparked it&lt;br /&gt;(like a contagious accent)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-indigo breathe in a duct tape jar-&lt;br /&gt;saturated like an innovative gas mask&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(They opened their lungs)&lt;br /&gt;like an un-hinged door&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;a grenade in a glass of water&lt;br /&gt;-a 5/4 jazz experiment vibrating through an echo chamber-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When they opened their lungs&lt;br /&gt;(like a hydroponic  hand shake)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dripping with insinuation&lt;br /&gt;-the fragmented spasms of an idling chainsaw-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(They contracted their innards)&lt;br /&gt;like the symphonic ignition&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;of a fluorescent permanent midnight&lt;br /&gt;-poppyfield jackyls in expressive regression- &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When they contracted their innards&lt;br /&gt;(like the exhilarating exchange of a sandpaper suit)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-the vasoline diamonds of an indignant sun-&lt;br /&gt;the insinuated rejection of brown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(They anesthetized their patterns)&lt;br /&gt;like an exhausted tongue&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;filaments in ramshackled acceleration&lt;br /&gt;-the fragmented spasms of an idling handshake-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(When they anesthetized their patterns)&lt;br /&gt;like a contagious accent&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;-dandelions in a glass colored smoke-&lt;br /&gt;a seafoam fist dripping with midnight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They sparked it &lt;br /&gt;(like the agitated sweat of an aching gland)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;saturated like an innovative chainsaw&lt;br /&gt;-a grenade through an un-hinged door-&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111058731298509797?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111058731298509797/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111058731298509797' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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from one house &lt;br /&gt;with the lawn ornaments from the identical looking house next door.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He’s infront of #43 dismantling the strategicly placed &lt;br /&gt;ceramic troll, frog &amp; mushroom display,&lt;br /&gt;while I’m at #45 uprooting the arrangement of &lt;br /&gt;John the Baptist, plastic deer &amp; a welcome to the Tanners sign.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*****&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George W.&lt;br /&gt;Bush &lt;br /&gt;gave &lt;br /&gt;the order &lt;br /&gt;for &lt;br /&gt;military &lt;br /&gt;action against &lt;br /&gt;Iraq, saying &lt;br /&gt;he &lt;br /&gt;had evidence &lt;br /&gt;proving they &lt;br /&gt;possessed &lt;br /&gt;weapons of mass &lt;br /&gt;destruction,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We find a dirty mattress in the trash&lt;br /&gt;that (as Nolan can atest) &lt;br /&gt;makes your fingers burn numb when you touch it,&lt;br /&gt;I believe this is evidence proving we have to &lt;br /&gt;throw trash in the back of the 86 Ford pick-up parked &lt;br /&gt;in the driveway, then cover it up with the previously referred to mattress.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*****&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then W. &lt;br /&gt;switched &lt;br /&gt;our &lt;br /&gt;militaries &lt;br /&gt;purpose &lt;br /&gt;for &lt;br /&gt;occupying &lt;br /&gt;Iraq &lt;br /&gt;to being the &lt;br /&gt;creation &lt;br /&gt;of a strategicly &lt;br /&gt;placed&lt;br /&gt;oil&lt;br /&gt;baring  &lt;br /&gt;free &lt;br /&gt;nation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nolan takes a bachgamon board from his backpack&lt;br /&gt;sets up the black &amp; white pieces on the table &lt;br /&gt;of this porch we’ve decided to occupy, as I pack a bowl. &lt;br /&gt;Both of us not quite sure if we should be here, &lt;br /&gt;(but neither of us willing to admit it) we smoke and laugh,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*****&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“ The Tanners &lt;br /&gt;are gonna&lt;br /&gt;really be &lt;br /&gt;fucked up &lt;br /&gt;about this &lt;br /&gt;when they realize &lt;br /&gt;what &lt;br /&gt;went on &lt;br /&gt;when they &lt;br /&gt;were sleeping!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111051011604700422?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111051011604700422/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111051011604700422' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111051011604700422'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111051011604700422'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/pulling-switch.html' title='Pulling The Switch'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111050963056103982</id><published>2005-03-10T18:44:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T14:30:43.650-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Instant Karma Car-Bomb Or Howard Stern And The Creative Process</title><content type='html'>AT a red light &lt;br /&gt;SOMEone looking INNNter-rupted &amp; &lt;br /&gt;VAAAAAGguely female comes to the window&lt;br /&gt;ASKS if she can WASH your language&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(then wraps her lips around the tail pipe)&lt;br /&gt;Afraid your PHOnetics have become syyyyyRUPy &lt;br /&gt;and your eNUNciAtion has conTRACTed ALien limMB SYNdrome &lt;br /&gt;-you write everything you think-&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;br /&gt; BREAKFAST  fire  eNGine &lt;br /&gt;(that woman had a real nice brush)     turn left     violets&lt;br /&gt;try this for your diamonds         covered in VIOLINS &amp;&lt;br /&gt;the silhouette of a CANDLEstick     &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The frequency of nuerological activity causes you &lt;br /&gt;to PULL THE CAR OVER to preVENT &lt;br /&gt;the comPOSITION from deCOMPOSing &lt;br /&gt;into an INterIOR MONoloGue &lt;br /&gt;with the ending milked-out-into-clicks-and-beeps&lt;br /&gt;           &lt;br /&gt; ANGRy HAIr&lt;br /&gt;punNNGGgenNTt POIGNNnnantT                                 SHIFTED DOVE CANNON&lt;br /&gt;                             driftwood pedestal?                                         platonic blowjob.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Realizing    as the FCC guidelines suggest     &lt;br /&gt; the more exhaust one intakes the less apparent their gender&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&amp; after experiencing the finite possibilities of paper &lt;br /&gt;you MOVE the MARK of your MARKer to the interior of the car &lt;br /&gt;carving a vagrant rossetta stone into the seats-ceiling-windows-dash&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;eVASive APHIds VIbrATE a VAcuum VAse&lt;br /&gt;exHUBERant LUBRIcant   VAPid TRAFfic&lt;br /&gt;I am the worlds foremost authority &lt;br /&gt;on my own opinion:    BACKdoor cum STAHL   (Instant Karma Car-Bomb)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fed up with the anDROGYnous BLOVIating &lt;br /&gt;EMinating from BElow the Back BUMPer&lt;br /&gt;you abandon the vehicle  -shake scraps of paper from your lap- &lt;br /&gt;&amp; set task to flesh; writing on arms-legs-face-chest&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ASsoOCciAtion AssAssinAtion          AGnostic FAnATic&lt;br /&gt;oBituary ssluT   Arbitrary BlumPkin  (deviated handshake)  &lt;br /&gt;watching your skin bLUR WIth WORds you notice the instructions have been left:&lt;br /&gt;   &lt;br /&gt;1. PuT the feLT TiP to your sofT PalaTe&lt;br /&gt;2. mIX iNK and diCTion INto A pATHoLOGICal LOTtioN&lt;br /&gt;3. FilL your mouth with the IlLicit LIquid&lt;br /&gt;4. GarGle Till she can TelL WHat you inTEND&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111050963056103982?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111050963056103982/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111050963056103982' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111050963056103982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111050963056103982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/instant-karma-car-bomb-or-howard-stern.html' title='Instant Karma Car-Bomb Or Howard Stern And The Creative Process'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111050907065918459</id><published>2005-03-10T18:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T16:39:47.216-08:00</updated><title type='text'>could've if would've</title><content type='html'>The U. N. should've got a blank flag and colored it in together.&lt;br /&gt;People should talk in permanent marker.&lt;br /&gt;There should've been a dead fly in a pool of milk&lt;br /&gt;a wheel barrow filled with a burning bush &amp; a bucket of water.&lt;br /&gt;It should rain all day everywhere so we can see through everybody's shirt.&lt;br /&gt;I should perform this naked. I should get arrested.&lt;br /&gt;I should quit writing and get back to&lt;br /&gt;work. Confused dead languages should be irrelevant.&lt;br /&gt;This poem should be translated into 1,000 dead languages.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111050907065918459?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111050907065918459/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111050907065918459' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111050907065918459'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111050907065918459'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/couldve-if-wouldve.html' title='could&apos;ve if would&apos;ve'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11366909.post-111050820922263834</id><published>2005-03-10T18:15:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2005-03-13T22:19:07.780-08:00</updated><title type='text'>10x42</title><content type='html'>I'm gonna pack a bowl &lt;br /&gt;cause the J-O-B is F-U-C-T.&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna crack a blunt &lt;br /&gt;cause morning glories are useless in the afternoon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna spin a spliff &lt;br /&gt;cause George Bush. George Washington filled a pipe &lt;br /&gt;cause he crossed the Potomic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna pull some tubes &lt;br /&gt;because behind me there's salt being &lt;br /&gt;tossed through the air.&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna burn a dank nug cause GO FUCK YOURSELF.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna put a pin in a piece of hash &lt;br /&gt;cause someone spread egg shells all over the floor.&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna sit back &amp; &lt;br /&gt;get stoned cause somebody else will do it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna fashizzle my nizzle &lt;br /&gt;cuz the grizzle is izzle &lt;br /&gt;in this part of the hizzle, bizzle.&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna Pass The Duche To The Left Hand Side &lt;br /&gt;cause I've been hoping fences for to long to not already have hit the grass.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna take a puff off the piece pipe &lt;br /&gt;cause I'm both an Auto-bot &amp; a Decepti-con.&lt;br /&gt;I'm gonna keep killing brain cells &lt;br /&gt;cause one of these days I'm gonna catch the one I've been hunting.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/11366909-111050820922263834?l=poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/feeds/111050820922263834/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=11366909&amp;postID=111050820922263834' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111050820922263834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/11366909/posts/default/111050820922263834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://poemstogetstonedto.blogspot.com/2005/03/10x42.html' title='10x42'/><author><name>jeff taylor</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04427752075266523508</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
